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Mars!
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Dick knots
Glenn and I wrote a sketch a few days ago that we’re going to try and film next weekend. For the sketch, we coined a new phrase: Dick knots. Here are the proper ways to use it:
Dude, untie your dick knot and make a decision. Coke or Pepsi?
You guys are being real dick knots, you know that? Stop hitting me with that hornet’s nest!
We want this phrase to sweep the nation. Spread the word, dick knots!
if you are an actor located in the Chicago area and feel comfortable saying “yes baby, untangle my dick knot” while thinking romantic thoughts about your male roommate, please contact Brian Agler or Glenn Boozan for audition information.
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some pictures of chicago i took with my new babycamera!
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My friends Alex, Brian, and Chris started a blog called 3 Jokes a Day, and it’s fucking awesome! Your tumblr will never be lonely again. Also, it’s the only news source you’ll ever need. Here’s a little preview of what they’re kickass shit is like-
Press secretary Robert Gibbs has announced that Barack Obama has entered the “decision-making phase” of his Afghanistan strategy. He had previously been in the “organizing his folder, making a sandwich, and catching up on Cougar Town phase.” - Alex
Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg was released from the hospital earlier today. Said Court colleague Antonin Scalia, “It’s unfortunate Ruth had to be in the hospital, but in all fairness, it’s her fault. I already told her once to clean the chambers and make dinner…I shouldn’t have had to tell her again.” - Brian
Microsoft has recovered all data lost on its sidekick servers when power was lost October 13th. The servers back up personal information and contacts for all sidekick users. Today Bill Gates announced, “We now know the source of the blackouts and we’re well on our way to identifying D. Gibbons.” - Chris
I usually save this blog for photos and non-serious material, but I want to take this entry (for anyone who reads this and/or would like to know what’s up with me) to spill some guts. Self-esteem week started off as a really small idea just to let my friends know how awesome I think they are, and it ended up being a (still) really small idea that made a big impact on me. I don’t know exactly what it is about the human brain that makes everyone’s default opinion “dislike yourself” (ok ok I know, I haven’t taken a psychology class in a long time), but it stinks. And showing people (even if it’s only a few!) that they’re great was fucking rad. And the feedback I got from people was so wonderful. I’m so lucky to have such majorly lovely friends.
As this week comes to a rejuvenated, more confident end, I want to thank everyone who participated. I don’t know who gave people hugs or danced alone in their room to “The Bear Necessities,” but I do know that I really like self-esteem week and I want to do it again sometime. It seems backwards, but trying to make other people feel good ended up making me feel great all week. There’s a quote somewhere about giving to others and ye shall receive (I’m paraphrasing), and it’s turned out to be completely true.
So, I conclude self-esteem week with a song that (no matter what you say or how many times you’ve heard it) should always make you feel like a million dollars. And thanks, everybody. This song is for everyone who texted me this week, everyone who read my silly quotes and jokes, and everyone who actually clicked on the link to go to my blog (seriously, if you’re reading this, I’m shocked. Thanks dudes). But now, I must leave to boogie down with two men who can make my dreams come true. You are all motherfucking movie stars and I love the sexyfantastic shit out of you.
Feel it!
- Glenn
Self-Esteem Week CHALLENGE
I challenge everyone who reads this to appreciate someone who makes them feel good. We don’t tell our friends and family enough how important they are to us. Tell them personally, maybe even give them a hug. A letter, a heartfelt email, anything. Make someone feel good today! Spread the love!
listen to this, and please dance a little! even if it’s just a little wigglin around. this song always makes me feel good (you can skip ahead to :30 if you’d like)
THIS IS AN ALL-WEEK THING, PEOPLE.
If you send me a text this week, I will reply with a list of 5 reasons why I think you are great.
(310) 936-9040
Writing Assignment
Make a list of 3 things you’ve done that you’re proud of. Do it, you talented motherfucker, you.
Self-Esteem Week's "Joke of the Day"
Q) How many people who bullied you in middle school does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A) At least four or five, because they’re stupid and don’t know what they’re talking about. Don’t listen to them, they’re just insecure and so they take it out on other people. Also, teasing usually stems from jealousy, so you could even take it as a compliment.
